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  Bush Outlaws All Religion in the U.S.A.

Washington: President George W. Bush outlawed today, by executive order, all forms of religion within the United States of America.

"It came to our attention," he said, "that Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Rita were Acts of God, committed against the United States of America by a terrorist organization called Force Majeure."

According to the President it was one of Vice President Dick Cheney's former associates in the insurance industry that had tipped them off.

The President announced that as of today he considers Force Majeure to be part of the Axis of Evil. He pledged that his administration will leave no stone unturned to find God and eliminate the threat of Force Majeure.

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