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  Canadian Parliament Relocates to Gulf of Mexico

September 20, 2005: Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin announced that the Canadian Parliament is relocating its offices to an offshore oil platform in the Gulf of Mexico.

"The Canadian Parliament," said Martin, "will be stationed in the Gulf of Mexico until the end of the 2005 hurricane season."

"Studies by Environment Canada show that the amount of hot air generated on Parliament Hill will prevent hurricanes from entering the Gulf of Mexico. It is the least we can do to help our American friends down south," he said.

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