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  Colombian Union Leader Slain

September 24, 2005: Colombian union leader Luciano Enrique Romero Molina, the most recent in the long list of murdered unionists, was assassinated on September 11. Molina, 47, was a respected leader of SINALTRAINAL, the union representing Coca-Cola workers in Colombia.

An unnamed spokesman for the largest drug cartel in Colombia apologized and said it was all just a misunderstanding.

"Business is good and we are all stretched to the limit. Free time is not abundant around here," the spokesman said. "It was only on September 12," he added, "that our competition 'analysts' were able to Google 'Coca-Cola' to discover that it is a soft drink that poses no threat to our cocaine trade."

"Our sincere apologies and condolences to the Molina family and Coca-Cola workers," the spokesman concluded.

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