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  Democrat Uses Army Truck to Save His NO Belongings

September 14, 2005: ABC News reports that Rep. William Jefferson, D-La., who represents New Orleans and is a senior member of the powerful Ways and Means Committee, on September 2nd used National Guard troops to check on his property and rescue his personal belongings — even while New Orleans residents were trying to get rescued from rooftops.

When questioned by a mob of angry right wing bloggers about this apparent misuse of critical rescue personnel and equipment, Jefferson replied, "As a senior member of the Ways and Means Committee, I saw it as my solemn duty to use all ways and means at my disposal to salvage my valuable belongings from my modest 50,000 square feet home in New Orleans," he said.

"And that laptop computer that I salvaged contained vital national security information like Rep Conyers' telephone number and Al Sharpton's email address. It would have been a serious threat to national security if that information fell into the enemy's hands, like Karl Rove, who would have pestered them with his Blackberry and stolen valuable time that they could have spent writing letters to the President and upsetting Tucker Carlson," Jefferson added.

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