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  Department of Justice Sues al Queda

September 19, 2005: The Department of Justice today filed antitrust charges against al Queda.

"It has become clear," an unnamed DOJ spokesman said, "that al Queda is intent on developing a monopoly in the terrorism industry. They are swallowing small terrorist organizations and individual mujahideen and thereby threatening fair competition not only in the terrorism industry, but the entire illegal weapons trade industry as well."

Members of al Queda were not available for comment.

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