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  FLASH: Bush Solves Deficit and Hurricane Costs

Washington DC: President Bush announced today that he has sold the southern parts of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama and the Florida Panhandle to Mexico. The White House is still evaluating bids from Mexico and Cuba for the purchase of the remainder of Florida. "With this transaction," said President Bush, "America now has a budget surplus of 400 billion dollars, and we've eliminated all the reconstruction costs." He added, "We now have a solid buffer zone to protect us from future hurricanes." Mexico President Vinente Fox announced that the new Mexican soil will be known as Callejón del Huracán."

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