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  FLASH: Government Lowers Legal Voting Age

Washington: The Bush administration announced today that they are passing a bill to Congress that will lower the legal voting age in the USA to birth minus seven months. At his daily press conference, Scott McClellan explained: "With all the rights being awarded to the fetus by anti-abortionists, it just made sense to give the fetus the right to vote as well. However, to appease pro-abortionists, a fetus vote will only count as half a vote."

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