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  FLASH: Iraqi Toy and Curio Industries Get Giant Boost

Baghdad: The US Military reported it is using 1.8 billion rounds per year, roughly 250,000 rounds per insurgent killed. The Iraqi toy and curio industries are booming. Entrepreneurs are collecting bullet points and spent casings by the bucket and crafting the most exquisite Muslim curios and toys. "I have enough bullet points and casings outside my front door to keep me going for five years," said one entrepreneur. The top seller is a series of Osama dolls, modeled after Barbie, except that everything is metallic. The second most popular item is a model of a destroyed Humvee, accessorized with a model IED.

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