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  FLASH: Major Combat Operations Only Says Pentagon

Washington: The Pentagon announced today that US military forces will only be engaged in major combat operations in the future. Since major combat operations ended in Iraq in May 2003, 1,776 US soldiers have died during the peaceful combat operations phase. "That's a 13 to 1 death ratio compared with the major combat operations phase," said a Pentagon source. "It is self-evident that we suck at post-victory fighting," he added.

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