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  FLASH: Sweden Reinvents Reincarnation

Stockholm: Scientists in Sweden reinvented reincarnation by inventing a process that freeze dries a corpse, dipping it in liquid nitrogen and gently vibrating it to shatter it into powder. The powder is then vacuum sealed in a small Tupperware holder with the following instructions on the lid: "Add distilled water and gently shake until fully dissolved. Wait until person is fully expanded, then choose fitting name and greet."

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