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  Karl Rove Faints on National Television

September 13, 2005: During question time at a joint press conference with Iraq's Prime Minister, President Bush made an astounding revelation that stunned the nation.

In an unguarded moment the President went off-script and said, "To the extent the federal government didn't fully do its job right, I take responsibility."

In the background, Karl Rove keeled over and fainted. He is currently in the intensive care unit, recovering from the shock of seeing his hard work making up flimsy excuses to deflect blame from the White House go up in flames with those fifteen unguarded words by the President.

In unison with Rove, 290 million Americans fainted from the shock of hearing something remotely resembling an admission of responsibility coming from the President.

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