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  Lowest Bush Poll Numbers Ever

September 12, 2005: A senior White House official, who requested to remain anonymous because he is the prime suspect in the Valerie Plame case, today told this reporter that he has been manipulating the poll numbers using his Blackberry.

"I just like messing with the heads of the Republican members of Congress who are facing the voters in 2006, and I love giving those spineless Democrats false hopes that they will be elected," he told me.

"Life is so boring around the White House now that my boss does not have to prepare for another election. I have to do something so that I don't fall asleep at my desk at 8:30 AM," he said.

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