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  New Orleans Buses

September 11, 2005: The Mayor of New Orleans, Ray Nagin, today severely criticized the school bus drivers of New Orleans.

"The bus drivers are a bunch of wimps for deciding to evacuate themselves and their families from New Orleans, and leaving all the school buses of New Orleans without qualified drivers. Now I have around 400 slightly rusted and soiled school buses to get rid of on eBay," he fumed.

Calming down a little, Nagin added that evacuating people using school buses before Hurricane Katrina made landfall would not have worked anyway. "Consider what mayhem it would have caused in the outbound flow of traffic of our more valuable taxpayers if everyone came to a standstill every time one of the school buses put out their stop sign and displayed their flashing hazard lights," he said.

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