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  Parking Prohibited Near Bush's Crawford Ranch

September 17, 2005: McLennan County Commissioners passed an ordinance Monday prohibiting parking and stopping on more than 20 miles of roads surrounding President Bush's ranch.

An official from the County Commissioner's office, who preferred to remain anonymous because he voted in favor of the prohibition, explained, "Since we have had all those middle class people invade our county with their middle class vehicles, middle class tents, and middle class crosses, land value in the county has dropped more than forty percent. That cannot be tolerated. Everyone in this high class county cringes in shame when they see a Ford Focus or Dodge Neon parked along our roads. And in our county, tents are used for fund raisers only, not for accommodations."

"This prohibition is not intended to limit people's First Amendment rights. Folks who want to protest can still do so by driving on our roads, as long as they use a Ford Excursion or Dodge Durango," the official added.

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