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  Silent Majority Exceed Current World Population

September 27, 2005: The United Nations' Institute for International Demographics released a report today with findings that the world population numbers have been consistently underreported.

"Our findings were made during an audit of world population numbers as reported by the different countries," a spokesman said. The audit team Google'd the term 'silent majority' and counted the number of organizations, government representatives, interest groups, and movements that claim they have the support or are the representatives of the silent majority.

"The results were startling," said the spokesman, "we discovered that the silent majority outnumbers the world population by a factor of 10 to 1 at the very least."

The United Nations urged all governments to immediately recount their populations.

Kofi Annan cautioned in an emergency press release: "This could have very dire consequences on resources and ultimately on world peace."

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