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  Chinese Rocket Sends Four Illegal Immigrants to the Moon

Beijing: China launched its Long March 2F rocket yesterday carrying a Shenzhou VI from the Jiuquan Satellite Launch Center. Onboard the Shenzhou are four illegal Chinese immigrants who will spend two weeks exploring the moon.

"It is a proud day in our young manned space exploration history," said Chinese President Hu Jintao, "as well as in our long tradition of population exportation."

Chinese authorities predict that the usual destinations for illegal Chinese immigrants, such as the USA, Canada and Australia, will become saturated within the next decade. Immigration authorities in those countries have also become familiar with the methods of smuggling illegal immigrants across the borders.

"We have to find new foreign destinations," continued President Jintao, "where our citizens can settle and make a better living. Our pioneers onboard the Shenzhou will study and report back on the immigration procedures and economic prospects of the moon."

Unconfirmed reports suggest that the Shenzhou will visit the International Space Station to determine if there is any room onboard for a few illegal immigrants.

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