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  France Unveils International Viagra Victim Monument

Lille, France: Authorities unveiled today a monument dedicated to victims of the effects of Viagra.

"This monument honors men and women across the world," Kofi Annan said, "who have died with smiles on their faces. It reminds us that too much of a good thing can be detrimental to our health."

Many victims of Viagra die from severe exhaustion, heart failure, falling down stairs due to unusual gravitational forces on the body, running away from desperate husbands and being run over by a bus, severe protein deficiency, and accidental stabbings with grown members.

A spokesperson for the Viagra company said, although deeply regrettable, those incidents are in the minority and the company prints large warnings on the product packaging to protect itself from lawsuits.

The unveiling ceremony was attended by many foreign dignitaries, including former presidents and members of the United States Congress.

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