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  Wall Street Highflyer Makes Strong Gains Again

New York: Shares of American Pessimism Inc rose by more than nine percent today on Wall Street to close at $58.00.

President and CEO of American Pessimism, George Bush Jr., ascribed the sharp rise in investor sentiment to the company's bold expansion into international markets, particularly the Middle East, and to an aggressive domestic spending strategy. Sentiment rose also with the appointment of several high profile industry experts to the Board of Directors.

Chief Operating Officer Dick Cheney confided that they have been operating below the radar for many years. "We decided to raise our profile in the market, and due to the brilliant efforts of our Chief Strategy Officer and Chief Corporate Communications Officer, Karl Rove and Scott McClellan, the true value of this company has been recognized by most conservative investors," he said.

Analysts concur that the stock is still undervalued and now is still a good time to "catch the train". Shares traded in heavy volume during the after-hours session.

Morgan Stanley upgraded the stock on Monday from Hold to Strong Buy.

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